Wolf River Apple Review

"The Midwestern Sledgehammer"

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Horse Food
Wolf River Apple

🏅 #3 RANKED BAKING APPLE

This puke-stained Wisconsin bowling ball of an apple could hammer a rusty nail into a slab of frozen concrete. Disturbingly solid like a northern lake in the dead of winter, it would be entirely justified to eat this fruit while wearing a helmet. If a power auger is on hand to penetrate the Wolf River’s unforgiving surface, rugged eaters will be rewarded for their toil with a lakebed of barely dampened, quickly-browning undergirth contaminated by deceptively tart agricultural runoff. Only to be used as a robust baking or drying fruit, the Wolf River Apple feels more at home in a frontier cabin’s tool shed than a grocery store shelf.

BONUS POINTS: +1 Self-Pollinating (grows true to seed), +1 Baking, +1 Apple Butter

Taste
Crispness
Skin
Flesh
Juiciness
Density
Beauty
Branding / CONSISTENCY
Cost / Availability

- FLAVOR PROFILE -

SWEETNESS

0.5/5

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0.5/5

TARTNESS

2.5/5

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2.5/5

INTENSITY

2.5/5

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2.5/5
WOLF RIVER BIO

PARENTAGE

Russian Alexander x Unknown

ORIGIN

Fremont, Wisconsin

Near Wolf River

YEAR

1856

AVAILABILITY

Early Fall

BEST USES

Baking, Dried Apples, Apple Butter

2 thoughts on “Wolf River Apple Review”

  1. My daughter’s grandpa (who I am also related to) has one of these in the orchard, and your description rings true but I still really enjoy them for some reason? Maybe it’s because I’m not an apple connoisseur and appreciate anything that is not golden delicious. we make cider out of them too, and while it’s a lot of work to crush the liquid out of these little rocks, it’s really good

  2. I looked for this apple because I knew it would be rough haha.
    Wolf Rivers are indeed not fit to eat by themselves, but they make outstanding applesauce. Not terribly sweet, but a little butter and brown sugar in warm applesauce is the way that applesauce should be eaten before Motts made the Gogurt equivalent and made us think that was the norm.

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