Red Delicious Apple Review
"Coffee Grinds in a Leather Glove"
Oh how the mighty have fallen! Believe it or not, the coffee grinds in a leather glove known as “The Red Delicious Apple” was once a robust firebrand credited with reinventing the apple from mere cider-fruit into a full-fledged lunch-worthy sidepiece. It even won the Stark Brothers apple contest in 1894. Likely your great-grandma’s favorite apple, this once flavorful Prometheus has been mass-produced into desolation.
Nowadays, you can find this thick-skinned, flavorless, mealy imposter unwashed in a dirty wicker basket on the floor of a convenience store. What a sad state of affairs. It’s time to hang them up old man, your time has passed.
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RED DELICIOUS BIO
Peru, Iowa – USA
Stark Delicious, Oregon, Otago,
Red Chief, Red King, Red Spur,
Richared, Starking Starkrimson,