Sweet Orin Apple Review

"The Imposter Apple"

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Sweet Orin Apple

Slap a hefty, yellow-green leather jacket on a rotting, juiceless pear and you will have an indistinguishable facsimile of the Sweet Orin Apple. The third most popular apple in Japan, the Orin, pronounced “oh-rin” means “King of Apples” which, I assume is meant as a cheeky insult, since it is not even the king of apples in its own country. And rightfully so, since each bite of this squelchy imposter reveals a flesh-clump of Bartlett-esque tropical flavored baby wipes metastasizing under a weather-beaten tarp it brazenly calls skin. Do not be fooled by the name – the Sweet Orin Apple is nothing more than a savorless shit-pear doing a mirthless impression of an apple, and failing.

Taste
Crispness
Skin
Flesh
Juiciness
Density
Beauty
Branding / CONSISTENCY
Cost / Availability

- FLAVOR PROFILE -

SWEETNESS

1.5/5

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1.5/5

TARTNESS

0/5

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0/5

INTENSITY

1/5

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1/5
SWEET ORIN BIO

PARENTAGE

Golden Delicious x Indo

ORIGIN

Fukushima Prefecture, Japan

YEAR

1942

AVAILABILITY

Fall

BEST USES

Apple Sauce

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