Lemonade Apple Review
"The Not Quite Lemonade Apple"
63
Barely Worth It
This oblong imposter from New Zealand’s Yummy Fruit Company does not taste like lemonade. It does, however, taste like a regular apple that was accidentally dropped in lemonade. This may come as a disappointment since, with its bright yellow exterior and snappy branding, you’d expect the Lemonade Apple to send you into a citrusy vortex of cockeyed hysterics, forcing your brain to cope with a contradiction of fruity discord that leaves you penniless and naked on a street corner begging pedestrians to slap you back into what you once considered reality. However, maybe we don’t need such extremities in these troubled times. Great for gift bags!
Taste
Crispness
Skin
Flesh
Juiciness
Density
Beauty
Branding
Cost/Availability
- FLAVOR PROFILE -
SWEETNESS
1/5
★★★★★ 1/5
TARTNESS
3/5
★★★★★ 3/5
INTENSITY
3/5
★★★★★ 3/5
LEMONADE APPLE BIO
Eat These Apples Instead
- Kanzi Apples
- Aurora Golden Gala
- King David Apples
Lemonade Is Better Than
- Green Dragon Apples
- Granny Smith Apples
- Golden Delicious Apples
You’re insane I love it
I agree, I’m not a huge apple fan, however, I’ve been eating one lemonade per day, and loving them!
Mealy AF mai doode. Definitely not superior to the fuji. Get it right.
Fujis are for tourists and casuals.
I’ve been a gala fanatic for many years. Lemonade Apple has just become my new favorite!
I was very excited to try this new Apple. Expecting a lemony tart Apple taste. Unfortunately it left me puzzled. Tasted like a golden delicious. Very deceptive branding. Very disappointed.
Yes, this is my primary complaint with this apple. You’d think it was gonna be super sour based on the name. It is the opposite.
One of the best apple’s I have ever had in a long time love every thing about it.