This blood-stained poilu is one of three French apple battalions serving La Grande Armée of the IFORED fruit consortium in their brazen endeavor to forge a red-fleshed global empire that would make Napoleon blush. The bulbous Kissabel Rouge mans the vanguard of this presumptuous attempt at a revolutionary coup de pomme flanked by the shocking Kissabel Jaune and the unprecedented Kissabel Orange. An astringent burgundy menace whose coat of arms fancies flourishes of berry, this treasonous terror may muster enough unrest to overthrow the establishment, even if for just a short time.