Rockit Apple Review
"Bite-Sized Space Junk"
These bite-sized lumps of space junk are more of a celestial fascination than an apple. Cutting-edge technology places each reddish star child in a plastic bottle rocket, pre-washed and ready to eat like an astronaut’s prefab lunch. This allows weary travelers to munch these singularities straight from the fridge-space-nightmare bucket without fear of contracting cosmic bacteria. Unfortunately, each exceptionally crunchy bite is decimated by an apparent black hole, instantly sucking all taste and juiciness into inescapable oblivion. This phenomenon creates an unfathomable anti-matter apple leaving you munching a nothingness too profound to comprehend. Are these apples the dark matter physicists have been in search of for decades? I wouldn’t rule it out.
BONUS POINTS: +1 Good for Kids, +1 Innovation
- FLAVOR PROFILE -
SWEETNESS
1/5
TARTNESS
0.5/5
INTENSITY
1/5
ROCKIT APPLE BIO
PARENTAGE
Gala x Splendor
ORIGIN
Hawkes Bay, New Zealand
YEAR
2010
SEASON
Late Fall – Early Spring
BEST USES
Travel Snack, Kids Snack
Will come back when I taste it.
These apples saved my life (not a hyperbole). Just because they are small and cute, doesn’t mean they lack the substance of more ubiquitous favorites like the Honey crisp. These apples deserve justice. #Rockitapplesrock
The rating on this one is so far off. I love rockit apples and they deserve justice. They’re crisp and sweet and miniature. Perfect apple. They need a minimum score of 90 imo
Rockit Apples are almost the perfect apple. The only real change they need is to be a little bit bigger. If that were to occur, I’d take a Rockit over a CosmicCrisp or HoneyCrisp in a heartbeat.
There is a slight tang, but generally these are sweeter and smaller than most other apples. They also carry a crazy amount of fiber. It’s weird to me how often “good” apples are judged by their tartness and honestly, if that is what you want go buy a granny smith. These are great apples and the rating for them is ridiculous. 90+ should be the score.
Rockit apples are genuinely the best kind. This review is delusional. It’s small, cute and has a perfect crunch while still being sweet.
Rockit apples are my GOAT, don’t believe the haters. Whoever ranked this must have been mad.
I love these little apples, they are sweet, crunchy, and my favorite apple.
Rocket apples are good ones I had juicy and sweet and all the kids n teenagers love them at my wife’s school. I give this personal opinion review 2 thumbs down.
Chemical tasting apples – baf
I have been a fan for several years. But the apples now gave a barnyard chemical taste. They aren’t good
I have been a fan for several years. But I am finding they now have a barnyard chemical taste to them. They don’t taste good
I like the rockit. Had a rockit apple today. I was satisfied, perfect amount of apple to keep me wanting more.
I had one from a big 3 pound container. The first one I had was pretty good! Very pleasant fruity flavor. I liked it better than a honeycrisp. Then I had another from the same box and it was bland like you described, somewhat like a meh Fuji. They don’t seem to be terribly consistent. But I really liked that good one.
I love these apples! I wasn’t a big apple eater before, but now, I can’t get enough! I eat them down to the core. Yummy! And the crunch/crispness is definitely on point!! I love a crunchy apple. I think they are very sweet and delicious too.
Got these at a gas station to fulfill my apple cravings and they’re not terrible! Worst thing I can say about them is that they’re a bit mild flavor wise and a little astringent, but for what they are I truly don’t mind. Fun novelty, fine apple if it’s all you have at hand.
These are my husbands favorite apple. He has dementia and depression, but asks for these. The perfect size for him. Just right taste, crispness. Thañk you. I look for the smallest ones. I, as a diabetic, also enjoy them.
2023 rocket apples better 2024 they have got bigger less taste and flavour
I bought Rockit apple bunch yesterday. Today I almost finished it. Then I realised a rotten apple is hided under other apples. So disappointed about this company.
– No information about best before date
– Other apples are still in good condition. Only one rotten apple is worse. Obviously they are NOT from the same batch. Rockit Apple put a rotten one in to make it enough 1kg pack.
Terrible experience with Rockit Apple
Are they sweet? No. Are they tart? Nah. Are they a culinary delight? Not really.
But they are: Small. Crispy. Juicy. With a decent shelf life. I can slip one in my pocket on a walk, or a lunchbox at work/school. Most importantly to me, as a pre-diabetic who still loves fruit- They’re not too sweet. They’re also not the size of my head, or a softball, and I can actually finish one in a single sitting without losing interest or wondering who the heck needs or wants a 12+ ounce apple in the first place.
Rockit is literally the perfect apple, it’s a honey crisp without the commitment. They taste best in the box version, not the tube. This review makes me sad, since they’ve only had the tube version it seems – which means they missed out on the best apple.
Yesss…I like everything about them!! I would definitely give them a try!!
Absolutely! They are delicious and I can finish them! ❤️
I totally agree. I love Rockit apples and have been loving them ever since I ate them.
I really like how it fits in lunchboxes and also it’s the crunchiest apple I have ever had. I didn’t yet try them with the tube, but I prefer the box. I would rate it like 95/100. I have no idea why it’s barely higher than Fujis.
Thay are tasteless apples and would never buy them again . Back to red and delicious.
Lunchbox apple. Fits a portable niche market. Kids don’t want apple slices that turn brown or mushy. This is a better option.
Rockits are fun once, and they’re pretty decent for lunches in my experience. Not too huge that you can’t finish it in half an hour, but not disgusting like most “lunch apples” like red delicous-es. But yeah, they’re kinda meh overall.
Who takes half an hour to eat an apple? I can easily finish even the largest apples in 5 minutes
I can’t eat very much in one sitting and most Honeycrisps are too big for me. Unfortunately, they haven’t managed to retain the quality with the smaller ones. I don’t need a micro-apple; average ones work for me, but as a side for a child in addition to a full lunch I could see a lot of standard size apples going to waste. They also have pretty low quality standards so something like this might be sufficient.
THEY MADE A TINY APPLE ON PURPOSE?
Need to stop asking whether we can and start asking whether we should.
-Frank-