Sweetie Apple Review
"A Watery Grave"
51
Not Worth Eating
This oblong, Salvador Dali-esque, warp-fruit generously tilts its way off your table in what can only be described as a philanthropic suicide attempt. Its obvious cry for help is understandable as no apple could continually bare to live with crunch after crunch of disappointment as an initial juicy flavor burst full of potential quickly dissipates into a very watery grave. Failing to live up to its sugary namesake, failing to live up to its Braeburn x Royal Gala heritage, failing to live up to even its initial bite, the Sweetie would be better served if it were much worse – at least then it would be worth discussing.
Taste
Crispness
Skin
Flesh
Juiciness
Density
Beauty
Branding
Cost/Availability
- FLAVOR PROFILE -
SWEETNESS
2/5
★★★★★ 2/5
TARTNESS
0/5
★★★★★ 0/5
INTENSITY
1/5
★★★★★ 1/5
SWEETIE APPLE BIO
PARENTAGE
ORIGIN
New Zealand
YEAR
2005
AVAILABILITY
Early Fall – Winter
BEST USES
Munching