YELLOW APPLE RANKINGS All yellow apples, ranked. Not an endorsement. YELLOW APPLES Opal Apples "A Tasty Unwiped Anus" 82 Excellent GoldRush Apples "A Goldmine of Flavor" 76 Very Good Aura Apples "The Reiki Apple" 73 Pretty Good Pink Pearl Apples "The Red Scare" 72 Pretty Good Candy Crisp Apples "A Pear-Cucked Red Delicious" 69 Mediocre Lemonade Apples "The Not Quite Lemonade Apple" 63 Barely Worth It Blondee Apples "The Mutant Gala" 62 Barely Worth It Silken Apples "The Canadian Charity Case" 36 Horse Food Golden Delicious Apples "The West Virginia Has-Been" 33 Horse Food Golden Russet Apples "A Putrid Corpse" 22 Despicable
