Lucy Rose Apple Review

"The Shallow Person's Regret"

69
Mediocre
Lucy Rose Apple

Boasting a beautiful deep red skin, The Lucy Rose is the hot sibling with no personality to the less attractive Lucy Glo. An odd-tasting, tartless, hottie filled with no substance, each bite of this mirthless stankfruit will leave you wishing you hadn’t been so shallow and went for the much cooler Lucy Glo.

BONUS POINTS: +2 Uniqueness, +2 Flesh

Taste
Crispness
Skin
Flesh
Juiciness
Density
Beauty
Branding
Cost/Availability

- FLAVOR PROFILE -

SWEETNESS

3/5

Red Apple Icon
3/5

TARTNESS

1/5

Red Apple Icon
1/5

INTENSITY

2/5

Red Apple Icon
2/5
LUCY ROSE BIO

PARENTAGE

Honeycrisp x Rosaceae Family

ORIGIN

Washington State

YEAR

2018

AVAILABILITY

Early Fall

BEST USES

Munching, Party Tray

3 thoughts on “Lucy Rose Apple Review”

  1. I went to Fresh Market today and saw Lucy Rose for the first time. I only grabbed one to try since your rating was pretty low lol. I was pleasantly surprised! Fun color inside! Not as red as I hoped, more pinkish. Decently crispy, tart, really nice! Close to a honeycrisp!

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