Modi Apple Review
"The Italian Disgrace"
This Italian disgrace, named after famed artist Amedeo Modigliani, is a flavorless lump whose taste is indiscernible from a paper napkin spit on by a donkey. Only those familiar with Modigliani’s work – so, no one – can fully appreciate the appropriateness of this apple’s name. His paintings of distorted, mirthless faces both resemble the warped contours of this knobbly crank as well as the dissatisfied facial expressions of those unfortunate enough to choke down a fruit destined to be forgotten by history. Bonus points for being bred with greenhouse gas emissions in mind.
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10 thoughts on “Modi Apple Review”
The review was rubbish, Modi apples are full of flavour sweet and a pleasure to eat. Shame they aren’t available all year.
Hmmm… this is the first time I’m suspicious of a comment.
That comment was probably written by Modi’s mother.
A fair theory
I agree with the first comment. Rubbish review. Modis are not perfect but can be very good at optimum ripeness. Crisp and juicy. Subtly perfumed. A wonderful refreshing change when your supermarket usually only sells Pink Lady (overrated) and Gala.
In truth these apples were named after the Prime Minister of India. They are firm and attractive on the outside, but ultimately corrupt to the core.
That is funny!
I just ate my first Modi and declared it the best apple I’d ever had—sweet with a little tartness and super crisp. Decided to Google it and found your review. Proceeded to read your reviews of my other favorites (Opal, Autumn Glory, Cosmic Crisp, Ambrosia, and my *safe choice* Fuji ) Hilarious
Thank you so much!!
I couldn’t disagree with your review more. I found Modi apples in California for the first time ever and love them. They’re very crisp with a little bit of sweetness and I’ve already blown through a couple of bags of these gems. By the way, I don’t think much of your uninformed review of Modigliani either!