CIDER APPLE RANKINGS This list is 100% accurate. TOP CIDER APPLES GoldRush Apples "A Goldmine of Flavor" 76 Very Good Golden Russet Apples "A Putrid Corpse" 22 Despicable Newtown Pippin Apples "Long Island's Sand-Filled Condom" 19 Vomitous Filth Crimson Gold Apples "A Crabapple in Disguise" 31 Horse Food Stayman Winesap Apples "A Civil War Era Mistake" 41 Horse Food Jonathan Apples "An Odd Homeschooled Boy" 39 Horse Food Gala Apples "The Inoffensive Mainstay" 70 Pretty Good Golden Delicious Apples "The West Virginia Has-Been" 33 Horse Food Cortland Apples "A Damp Hacky Sack" 52 Not Worth Eating SugarBee Apples "The Honey Grenade" 80 Excellent
