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CIDER APPLE RANKINGS

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TOP CIDER APPLES

GoldRush Apples

"A Goldmine of Flavor"

76
Very Good

Golden Russet Apples

"A Putrid Corpse"

22
Despicable

Newtown Pippin Apples

"Long Island's Sand-Filled Condom"

19
Vomitous Filth

Crimson Gold Apples

"A Crabapple in Disguise"

31
Horse Food

Stayman Winesap Apples

"A Civil War Era Mistake"

41
Horse Food

Jonathan Apples

"An Odd Homeschooled Boy"

39
Horse Food

Gala Apples

"The Inoffensive Mainstay"

70
Pretty Good

Golden Delicious Apples

"The West Virginia Has-Been"

33
Horse Food

Cortland Apples

"A Damp Hacky Sack"

52
Not Worth Eating

SugarBee Apples

"The Honey Grenade"

80
Excellent
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