The Sommerfeld apple is an easygoing California softie whose frictionless disposition, mellow vibes, and unobtrusive presence grant it the uncanny ability to hang around wherever with whoever for as long as it wants. If you were to take the phrase “whatever happens, happens” and somehow transform it into an apple, the Sommerfeld would be the result. Truly one of the softest apples on Earth, this edible pillow allows itself to be gummed down with so little resistance that it’s as if it were completely indifferent to whether it remained an apple or not. Possessing a most pleasant and balanced flavor, which manifests notes of cider, nutmeg, and melon this transcendently juicy autumnal wind spirit channels enough intrinsic good to evolve beyond its provincial existence. But this yellow-fleshed free spirit lacks all ambition and is content to remain adrift and anonymous in its little corner of paradise, going with the flow until its short time on this Earth comes to an end.

BONUS POINTS: +1 Hardiness