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Lucy Glo Apple Review

"The Breathtaking Circus Freak"

85
Excellent
Lucy Glo Apple

🏅 #6 RANKED SOUR APPLE

The Lucy Glo is a circus-freak apple with yellow skin and a red interior that shocks skeptics into submission. Most would expect this clown-urine soaked frog testicle to taste like an unhealed surgical wound since each bite resembles a freshly picked scab. However, most (whoever they are) should prepare their expectations to be shattered. This candy-like, perfectly tart, masterclass in a full flavor profile is a joy to eat and lives up to its flashy appearance. A novelty apple, this is not. Major branding deduction as the Lucy Glo is easily confused with its far inferior sister apple the Lucy Rose.

BONUS POINTS: +3 Uniqueness, +3 Taste, +2 Flesh

Taste
Crispness
Skin
Flesh
Juiciness
Density
Beauty
Branding
Cost/Availability

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SWEETNESS

3/5

Red Apple Icon
3/5

TARTNESS

3/5

Red Apple Icon
3/5

INTENSITY

3.5/5

Red Apple Icon
3.5/5
LUCY GLO BIO

PARENTAGE

Honeycrisp x Rosaceae Family

ORIGIN

Washington State

YEAR

2018

AVAILABILITY

Early Fall 

BEST USES

Munching, Party Tray, Sour Apple

Lucy Rose Apple Review

"The Shallow Person's Regret"

69
Mediocre
Lucy Rose Apple

Boasting a beautiful deep red skin, The Lucy Rose is the hot sibling with no personality to the less attractive Lucy Glo. An odd-tasting, tartless, hottie filled with no substance, each bite of this mirthless stankfruit will leave you wishing you hadn’t been so shallow and went for the much cooler Lucy Glo.

BONUS POINTS: +2 Uniqueness, +2 Flesh

Taste
Crispness
Skin
Flesh
Juiciness
Density
Beauty
Branding
Cost/Availability

- FLAVOR PROFILE -

SWEETNESS

3/5

Red Apple Icon
3/5

TARTNESS

1/5

Red Apple Icon
1/5

INTENSITY

2/5

Red Apple Icon
2/5
LUCY ROSE BIO

PARENTAGE

Honeycrisp x Rosaceae Family

ORIGIN

Washington State

YEAR

2018

AVAILABILITY

Early Fall

BEST USES

Munching, Party Tray