Crimson Gold Apple Review
"A Crabapple in Disguise"
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Horse Food
These little shits are glorified crabapples masquerading as edible fruit and should not be tolerated outside of cider production and pretentious baking applications. Each minuscule bite of these filthy monkey cheeks explode with an intense yet somehow dry flavor combination that will make you want to spontaneously vomit. Do not be fooled by this repackaged trash, Crimson Gold is just a misleading name slapped on a swollen testicle.
Taste
Crispness
Skin
Flesh
Juiciness
Density
Beauty
Branding
Cost/Availability
- FLAVOR PROFILE -
SWEETNESS
4/5
★★★★★ 4/5
TARTNESS
1/5
★★★★★ 1/5
INTENSITY
3.5/5
★★★★★ 3.5/5
CRIMSON GOLD BIO
PARENTAGE
Esopus Spitzenburg
ORIGIN
California
YEAR
1944
AVAILABILITY
Late Fall – Early Winter
BEST USES
Cider Production, Cooking