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Arkansas Black Apple Review

"A Teeth-Shattering Oddity"

23
Despicable
Arkansas Black Apple

This teeth-shattering oddity, boasting a deep red hue that’ll make a dark cherry look like a fluorescent glow stick, will destroy your helpless mouth with every unfortunate bite. A ten out of ten on the Mohs Hardness Scale, this apple would perform admirably as a drill tip in a diamond mine. While true the hardness marginally decreases if left in your refrigerator for a full year, those patient enough to plan lunch into the next decade will be sorely disappointed with a thick-skinned carbuncle that tastes and feels like an uncooked russet potato. Truly despicable.

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Crispness
Skin
Flesh
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SWEETNESS

1/5

Red Apple Icon
★★★★★ 1/5

TARTNESS

1/5

Red Apple Icon
★★★★★ 1/5

INTENSITY

0/5

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★★★★★ 0/5
ARKANSAS BLACK BIO

PARENTAGE

Winesap

ORIGIN

Bentonville, Arkansas

YEAR

1840s

AVAILABILITY

Late Fall – Early Winter

BEST USES

Drill Tip, Cider

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Arkansas Black Is Better Than
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King David Apple Review

"The Tart of Arkansas"

72
Pretty Good
King David Apple

🏅 #3 RANKED SOUR APPLE

A tart heirloom discovered by the legendary Stark Brothers in the Ozarks in 1893, this tomato-shaped, mahogany-skinned, assemblage of complex flavors will grab your attention just long enough for you to realize the King is dead. In fact, even the Stark Brothers carelessly discarded the King David Apple once its tenuous grasp on the throne was usurped by the upstart Red Delicious (which won their company’s apple contest the very next year and was quickly trademarked). While King David still rules over a smattering of tiny fiefdoms across America, its empire is a pitiful echo of a reign that never was. If tartness is the rule of the day, look to the Kanzi for a more steadfast leader.

Taste
Crispness
Skin
Flesh
Juiciness
Density
Beauty
Branding
Cost/Availability

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SWEETNESS

1/5

Red Apple Icon
★★★★★ 1/5

TARTNESS

4/5

Red Apple Icon
★★★★★ 4/5

INTENSITY

4/5

Red Apple Icon
★★★★★ 4/5
KING DAVID BIO

PARENTAGE

Jonathan x Arkansas Black

ORIGIN

Arkansas

YEAR

1893

AVAILABILITY

Mid-Fall

BEST USES

Munching, Cider, Sour Apple

Eat These Apples Instead
King David Is Better Than
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