Pink Pearl Apple Review

"The Red Scare"

72
Pretty Good
Pink Pearl Apple

🏅 #7 RANKED SOUR APPLE

This freakish goblin-fruit was cobbled together in the 1940s by a deranged horticulturist hell-bent on terrorizing super-market shoppers as they drifted through their desultory post-war malaise. An exquisitely tart, swamp beast of an apple, the true horror of this Karloffian-era monstrosity lies within, as its translucent alien-skin gives way to a red, bleeding flesh portending the hidden Communist threat that would soon dominate the nightmares of a generation. Tantalizing for a brief hypnotic moment, the Pink Pearl can only maintain its integrity for a short time (about two weeks after being picked) before crumbling under its own corrupt ideals, leaving behind a mealy, juiceless, failed state that must be driven back to the diabolical orchards from which it emerged.

BONUS POINTS: +3 Uniqueness

Taste
Crispness
Skin
Flesh
Juiciness
Density
Beauty
Branding / CONSISTENCY
Cost/Availability

- FLAVOR PROFILE -

SWEETNESS

1/5

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1/5

TARTNESS

3/5

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3/5

INTENSITY

3.5/5

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3.5/5
PINK PEARL BIO

PARENTAGE

Surprise x Rosaceae Family

ORIGIN

California

YEAR

1944

AVAILABILITY

Early Fall

BEST USES

Munching, Party Tray,

Applesauce, Baking,  Sour Apple

OTHER NAMES

Etter Surprise